December 18th, 2025.
A bored, drunk, and trapped man sits in front of a computer, buys a domain and basic website plan, and writes a blog post. He wonders what the fuck he’s doing and why he cares so much about Winnipeg. Sources tell us he’s insane, probably schizophrenic and out of touch. That he tends to wake up too early, stay up too late, and achieve a whole whack load of not much at all in the many hours in between except maybe say the wrong thing.
He’s crazy. He’s bored. He’s possibly looking for attention. He is.
The public are to watch out and inform his wife of sightings.
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